The asshole in charge of Jesus’s media campaign is none other than old as fuck – Harold Camping.

“Harold Egbert Camping (born July 19, 1921) is a Christian radio broadcaster and president of Family Radio, a California-based religious broadcasting network that spans more than 150 outlets in the United States.”

Egbert? Seriously? Never mind, this is the dip shit that has been paying for all the billboards.

He apparently read his bible after taking his first math course and after some really funny math claims that the Rapture will be on May 21, 2011 and that God will completely destroy the Earth and the universe five months later on October 21.

I know you are worried now, but its ok, you can relax. See this isn’t the first time old Harry has done this. He last predicted that all this same stuff was going to happen around September 15th 1994 – apparently he was wrong.

Now for those of you who’ve seen the clip that was on the news a month or so ago – there are some of these wacko believers running around in cars, trucks, vans, etc…covered in the same billboard type crap “spreading the word.” Never mind that the bible itself says plain and simple that “ no man will know the hour of Jesus return.” – Harry figured it out. But in the one news clip they interviewed this girl who believes this shit and the reporter asked her, what happens if you are still here on May 22nd? Her reply was that she would be greatly disappointed that she was not raptured.

This is the effect I am of course hoping for. I think it is too much to ask that on May 22nd when nothing happens that these people smarten up and drop their stupid religions, because we all know that wont happen. Harry will just come up with some bullshit answer – change the dates and the sheep will continue to follow without question. I’m still hoping for a mass suicide, but then again I am an old fashioned type of guy.

So mark your calendars;

May 21 is the Rapture.

May 22 is laugh at a christian day.